Where are the chix? (I'm New Here)

[Ally Bastard]

C'mon 'fess up.

('fess is short for confess, see how I used that comma?)

 

[El Rod d'Irico]

I'm a 16 year old girl, but people tell me I'm developed for my age. How big is your penis?

 

[Ally Bastard]

My penis is so large that, even though both my legs were blown off by a mine in Vietnam, I can still drive a stick shift with no problem.

 

[El Rod d'Irico]

great! What is your MSN?

 

[Ally Bastard]

[email protected]

 

[El Rod d'Irico]

sweet I'll text you so you can meet me and commit statutory rape.

(LOL I'm actually 14, OK?)

 

[Tyrant]

ACHTUNG, ACHTUNG!

AN ALLUSION TOWARDS AN OLDER PERSON GETTING HIS FREAK ON WITH A KIDDIE HAS BEEN MADE. EVERYONE IS ORDERED TO IMMEDIATELY GO INTO THEIR QUARTERS.

THE DUALS YOU SEE POSTING HERE ARE NO DOUBT THOSE OF CRIMINAL MASTERMIND JILLIANBACARDI. TK SHALL REMEDY THE SITUATION AND PROTECT ITSELF BY MAKING HASTY EDITS TO ACCOUNTS WHICH SHALL INCLUDE BUT NOT BE RESTRICTED TO CHANGING NAMES.

THE POSTS YOU SEE SHALL BE MOVED INTO A VERY SPECIAL FORUM CREATED BY THE GHOST OF HAMBIL. SARDONICA SHALL THEN ANNOUNCE THAT TROLL KINGDOM WILL COMPLY WITH ITS POLICY OF SENDING YOUR INFORMATION TO THE FBI.

THE USS TK SHALL GET THROUGH THIS DIRE SITUATION, NO MATTER THE COST!

 

[Henoch]

C'mon 'fess up.

('fess is short for confess, see how I used that comma?)

I'm a hot chix, whatcha need??

 

[Mentalist]

Henoch is an über babe

 

[jack]

show US YOPUR TITSES HENIOCK