Where did Cooter go?

[jack]

Don't tell me you just post from work?

 

[starguard]

or Jail

 

[Sarek]

Or in his sister.

 

[Almighty_Hen]

In a barber shop on Fleet Street.

 

[Cooter]

Don't tell me you just post from work?

Oh shit, jack.... I'm sorry if my LIFE got in the way of your board fun.

 

[jack]

Fuck you, white negro.

 

[Cooter]

jack, i'm white trash. there's a big difference....HUGE in fact.

 

[Dershocka]

Not really.

 

[Cooter]

you would have to be one or the other to make that assertion. which one do you think you are?

 

[Dershocka]

Neither. But I grew up around plenty to know there is no difference.

 

[The Dork Lord]

jack, i'm white trash. there's a big difference....HUGE in fact.

Elaborate, please.

 

[Cooter]

Never YOU mind DORK. It looks like you have your hands full.

 

[Sarek]

Never YOU mind DORK. It looks like you have your hands full.

So where were ya? Trying to knock up your mother/sister so you can breed a daughter/sister and pad your future mating prospects a bit?

 

[Cooter]

sorry it took so long to get back to you. i was laughing at your clever reply.

 

[jack]

Look, if you're going to come to a fucking troll board and act all bored and shit and then leave what fun is that?

Life is that involved in Georgia?

 

[Cooter]

I'm not in Georgia, jack.

 

[jack]

Anything south of Manhattan is Georgia, doofus.

 

[Cooter]

I rest my case.

 

[Elrod]

I'm not in Georgia, jack.

Move to Vermont... you'll have loads of free time.

 

[jack]

I rest my case.

On Elrod's chin?