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Where is the balance???

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I turn the heat off, I'm cold.

I turn the heat on, I'm fucking sweating like a whore in church.

Grrrrrr...damn you illness. DAMN YOU
 
For me, getting sick like that is an excuse to sit in bed with the covers on and feverishly masturbate while drifting in and out of sleep. IT WORKS.
 
Yeah, that don't work for us gals....
 
Tisiphone said:
I turn the heat on, I'm fucking sweating like a whore in church.

Nice

:D

:day:
 
SHOCKING you should of thought of that when you chose not to have a penis!
 
Tis needs dildo!
 
What makes you think I don't own a strap-on?
 
Everyone should, in this modern day and age.
 
Is that guy in your av supposed to look like Ben Affleck? That's who I think of everytime I see him. <g>
 
I have no idea. It's quite possible, though.

I could find the thread that I found it in, but that would involve work. :(
 
Eh, it's the weekend, so no work is necessary.
 
Which is why I'm currently looking up porn while listening to "Rockit."
 
I thought it was Batman and Robin.
 
The guy in back looks like Malcome from Malcome in the Middle (stupid show btw).
 
DON'T LET FIDDLEMIFF HEAR YOU LOL. (He was in it.)
 
I LOVE MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE! you bunch of dirty elves
 
That show is such shit.
 
never watched it
 
It's better than Seinfeld.
 
I have no FBI Part Due.
 
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