Where is the welcome thread?

[Felony]

Here it is! The thread where you all will say fake things such as,"I am so glad you are here" or ask to see certain body parts, or just plain be insulting. So if you are bored, go ahead and fake welcome me in this thread.

 

[eloisel]

Cigarettes will kill you. They killed my sister.

Do you own a convertible?

 

[Felony]

No dear, do you?

 

['Gear]

You need six. You have two. Most have eight or nine. I have eleven. You can't have any of mine.

 

[Mr. Toad]

hi Felony

whats happening on April 22?

 

[jack]

Here it is! The thread where you all will say fake things such as,"I am so glad you are here" or ask to see certain body parts, or just plain be insulting. So if you are bored, go ahead and fake welcome me in this thread.

I am so glad you're here. Which body parts would you like to show us. Fucking bitch, I don't mean it anyway, so fuck off.

 

[Felony]

eloisel, 'Gear, Mr.Toad and jack must all be bored mother fuckers, but thank you for the welcome anyway. And jack, why do you think I am a girl? And eloisel why do you think I smoke? and Mr Toad, where will you be on April 22? Is it your birthday?

 

['Gear]

How did you know I fuck mothers?

 

[Felony]

How did you know I fuck mothers?

How did I know you are not a dog? I was too busy deciphering the numbers up there you gave us.

 

['Gear]

And?

 

[Miss Demeanor]

Ooooh look Fel! A ham sandwich!!

 

[Felony]

Too much hair, Miss D.

Maybe we could shave him a little first?

 

[blackfoot NAP]

toot them booties. Where them ingga ass girls at?

 

[Felony]

Is that English?

 

[Felony]

Cigarettes will kill you. They killed my sister.

Do you own a convertible?

That Gear chick is smoking, did you tell her to quit too?

 

['Gear]

Too bad I don't have another round of 'guess who' in me.

 

[Felony]

Is that like some sort of fucking I've never heard of?

 

[Mirah]

Too bad I don't have another round of 'guess who' in me.

But you have far more patience than me. I do not bother with newbies.

 

[eloisel]

eloisel, 'Gear, Mr.Toad and jack must all be bored mother fuckers, but thank you for the welcome anyway. And jack, why do you think I am a girl? And eloisel why do you think I smoke? and Mr Toad, where will you be on April 22? Is it your birthday?

A) You opened this thread with, "... So if you are bored, go ahead and fake welcome me in this thread." I did not fake welcome you to this thread. I wrote only a true fact and asked you a genuine question as a conversation ice breaker.

B) I do not know if you smoke. The person in your avatar is smoking. Your avatar is a representative of your persona on this site. However, it is a true fact that my sister died from lung cancer from smoking cigarettes.

That Gear chick is smoking, did you tell her to quit too?

A) If you paid attention you would know I am presumed to be that "Gear chick" or that "Gear chick" is presumed to be me. While it is possible I might talk to myself on occasion, I do not need to tell myself to stop smoking when I quit smoking about six years ago. What you might find interesting to know is Jack owes me/Gear a soul kiss for every day of those six years that I have not smoked. If you are capable of simple math, you will see that is an impressive number and be jealous.

B) The "Gear chick" is not technically smoking. It appears that she is holding a cigarette which may or may not be lit as there is no obvious burning ember or smoke.

 

[Felony]

She's also underage. Speaks volumes.