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Where the Fuck is Ish?!

Mirah

I love you
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GOD, ONE REHEARSAL BEFORE A SHOW AND YOU'RE ALREADY AFTER ME?

CAREFUL, EXPRESS CONCERN ABOUT MY ABSCENCE AND i MIGHT START THINKING THAT PEOPLE READ MY SHITTY POSTS!
 
/stalker
 
Now I'm seriously plowed.

A little whisky, a little weed, and a seven day work week puts me right under. I'm hosed. Sloshed. Buzzin'. Fucked up.

Wake up > Breakfast > Commute > Work > Lunch > Work > Commute > Weed > Rehearsal > Booze > Bar > Weed > Sleep.

And I have a broken leg. Seven days straight.
 
At least your other leg isn't INFECTED WITH VAMPIRE BLOOD.
 
Ishcabittle said:
Now I'm seriously plowed.

A little whisky, a little weed, and a seven day work week puts me right under. I'm hosed. Sloshed. Buzzin'. Fucked up.

Wake up > Breakfast > Commute > Work > Lunch > Work > Commute > Weed > Rehearsal > Booze > Bar > Weed > Sleep.

And I have a broken leg. Seven days straight.


YOU'VE BROKEN YOUR LEG ON SEVEN CONSECUTIVE DAYS?!?!?!?! YOU'RE AS HARD AS NAILS MONSIEUR ISCH, AND AS A RESULT MY OWN PERSONAL HERO!
 
MELAN WUZ ROBBED OF COURSE HE HAD A HIDEOUS DESIGN BUT STILL
 
Okay, so my leg wasn't actually broken. It was sprained and there were muscle pulls and whatnot... but no brokennessess. I hope I haven't let anyone down... that owuld be a bunmmmenr.
 
LOL THE JOKE'S ON YOU: I HATE LEGS.
 
THAT'S GOOD I'M ONLY WEARING TWO TODAY.
 
I put my legs on one at a time like everybody else.
 
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IS THAT YOU?
 
So you pull your legs out of your ass before you put them on? Haha, stupid fuckers.
 
That's funny. Because that's a thing homosexuals do, isn't it? Put their legs up their asses. Funny. Struck close to home.
 
Of course it struck close to home for you. You didn't need to tell me that.
 
You're on my ignore list but I'm guessing you said "yeah, because you're gay" or something.
 
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