Where the fuck is wacky when....

[Seph]

u wanna chat absolute goose?

 

[Dr Dave]

He's on holiday.

 

[Seph]

But thats outrageous whats he think he is fuckin playin at????????????

 

[Cassie]

WITH THE GOOSE!

 

[Seph]

Bloody liberty

 

[Dr Dave]

He's onto your game.

 

[Seph]

how ya been cassie? been a while

 

[Seph]

He's onto your game.

this game that you speak of how many of the five anamals have to die?

 

[Cassie]

I am fine, how is you?

 

[Seph]

Stoned as a motherbitch. but a happy 1

 

[Dr Dave]

this game that you speak of how many of the five anamals have to die?

None?

 

[Seph]

well that is a shame.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was rescuing a family of jelly babies from Phil Mitchell because he thought they were responsible for his brother's death (actually Phil shot him in the dick himself, killing him instantly) so I had to disguise myself as an African druid to sneak into his camp and smuggle the jelly babies out in my mouth and when the pigs (police) stopped me I said it was "drugs, officer, not jelly babies, honest, HAHAHA, YOU HAVE SWINE FLU" and fucking sped away running over an escped penguin and two kids before I hid out under Des Lynam's house and felt hungry and ate the jelly babies (head first) thus rendering the whole episode pointless.

 

[Seph]

all in a days work my friend, how ya been?

 

[CaptainWacky]

existing

 

[Seph]

or do you mean imploding like a neutron starfish