Yub
Anachrophobic
I don't care if you're:
shopping
getting laid
paying the gas bill
travelling the Amazon
lost in New York
being raped by some guy in a Chewbacca costume
licking a prostitute's feet in Amsterdam
stalking Ily
hunting your mother in law with a high powered sniper rifle
eating sandwiches
masturbating while watching The West Wing
running a marathon
dealing drugs
cybering some 11 year old whose parents don't know what she does on the interwebs
googling yourself
googling someone else
googling high powered sniper rifles
googling mature MILFS
preparing to be spanked by a fat sweaty hairy guy with halitosis
watching some crappy movie
watching an excellent movie
watching some girl undress through her bedroom window
walking around your house naked
putting blindfolds on your pets so you can walk around naked
working in a Cambodian sweatshop producing Nike gear
making dinner
forcing some young lass to put the lotion on her skin
dressing up like Darth Vader for a night of kinky SW themed sex
pretending to be Batman
listening to Hilary Duff
reading some magazine you were given by a blind midget with one arm
slowly peeling back the various layers of clothing from your body
dogging
punching your ex-lover in the neck
shooting Doc Brown in the back over a matter of eighty dollars
playing baseball
licking your own faecal matter off a dildo
riding a motorcycle through a plate glass window
running from an alien robot who wants to crack your head open like an egg
singing the blues
working your dead end job
working your not so dead job
working the corner
dancing like a maniac
playing Nintendo themes on the piano
playing with your children
playing the field
playing some fool like a Sega
playing with your lovers naughty bits
partying like NPH
impersonating Unicron
planning to kill Michael Bay with a knife made from the bones of Uwe Boll
twittering
writing a list of things one might do
roller staking
sailing
parachuting
climbing a mountain
climbing onto your roof
robbing someone
rubbing your nipples
eating
going about putting money in parking metres
going about with a strange look on your faces to freak people out
taking an acting class
writing a thesis
riding a bike
riding the train
riding a horse
riding some cutie
doing some yoga
petting your dog
giving birth
creating some art
passing a fart
WHY AREN'T YOU HERE???
shopping
getting laid
paying the gas bill
travelling the Amazon
lost in New York
being raped by some guy in a Chewbacca costume
licking a prostitute's feet in Amsterdam
stalking Ily
hunting your mother in law with a high powered sniper rifle
eating sandwiches
masturbating while watching The West Wing
running a marathon
dealing drugs
cybering some 11 year old whose parents don't know what she does on the interwebs
googling yourself
googling someone else
googling high powered sniper rifles
googling mature MILFS
preparing to be spanked by a fat sweaty hairy guy with halitosis
watching some crappy movie
watching an excellent movie
watching some girl undress through her bedroom window
walking around your house naked
putting blindfolds on your pets so you can walk around naked
working in a Cambodian sweatshop producing Nike gear
making dinner
forcing some young lass to put the lotion on her skin
dressing up like Darth Vader for a night of kinky SW themed sex
pretending to be Batman
listening to Hilary Duff
reading some magazine you were given by a blind midget with one arm
slowly peeling back the various layers of clothing from your body
dogging
punching your ex-lover in the neck
shooting Doc Brown in the back over a matter of eighty dollars
playing baseball
licking your own faecal matter off a dildo
riding a motorcycle through a plate glass window
running from an alien robot who wants to crack your head open like an egg
singing the blues
working your dead end job
working your not so dead job
working the corner
dancing like a maniac
playing Nintendo themes on the piano
playing with your children
playing the field
playing some fool like a Sega
playing with your lovers naughty bits
partying like NPH
impersonating Unicron
planning to kill Michael Bay with a knife made from the bones of Uwe Boll
twittering
writing a list of things one might do
roller staking
sailing
parachuting
climbing a mountain
climbing onto your roof
robbing someone
rubbing your nipples
eating
going about putting money in parking metres
going about with a strange look on your faces to freak people out
taking an acting class
writing a thesis
riding a bike
riding the train
riding a horse
riding some cutie
doing some yoga
petting your dog
giving birth
creating some art
passing a fart
WHY AREN'T YOU HERE???
