WHERE'S EGGS WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

[Gagh]

AND BY EGGS, I MEAN EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE OILED UP GAY CHUM WHO PUTS UP STRUGGLING FELLOW BOARD MEMBERS IN HIS APARTMENT AND CONTINUES TO BE A SLAVE OF AN UNFULFILLING JOB (LIKE MANY OF US!). GOD I WISH I COULD SHOW HIM SOME COCK BUT I'M HETERO, AND IF THAT HAPPENED, THE WORLD WOULD LITERALLY IMPLODE, AND THEN RE-CONSTITUTE ITSELF IN THE SHAPE OF NIMOY'S PENIS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I for one welcome our new Vulcan Penile Overlords.

 

[Gagh]

IT MAY NOT BE A BAD THING, BUT I HEAR ROMANIA WILL BE ON THE TIP OF THE PENIS-EARTH WHERE ALL THE LAVA COMES OUT, AND OTHER THAN A HUGE AMOUNT OF CREDIT CARD FRAUD IN THE UK, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BAD THE ROMANIANS HAVE EVER DONE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NADIA COMENICI IS TOO BORING TO BE THE ANTICHRIST. I SAY WE NUKE THEM FROM SPACE JUST TO BE CERRATED.

 

[Tisiphone]

And just what will you nuke them with?

 

[The Tomtrek]

TYPING IN ALL CAPS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE ANDY CAPP MEMORIAL ALLCAPS DOOMSDAY DEVICE LOL TCH

 

[Tisiphone]

Oh.

I thought you meant your "love juice."

Here's cum in your eye, Nadia!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She married an American gymnast, which is funny because all male gymnasts are gay.

 

[Lilac]

THE MALE GYMNASTS MARRY ONLY TO HAVE GAY KIDS AND THEN HAVE CONSENUAL GAY AFFAIRS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HOME MOVIEZ PLZ

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE'S EATING THE MOON OKAY HE FOUND OUT IT WAS MADE OF COCAINE IT'S NOT THAT HE LIKES COCAINE HE'S JUST GETTING RID OF IT BEFORE EARTH'S KIDS FIND OUT AND ALL GET HIGH AND CRASH THEIR CARS INTO HOT TWINK WINDOW CLEANERS RIGHT, IT'S A PREVENTITIVE MEASURE.

 

[Gagh]

TYPING IN ALL CAPS

IT IS A MINE FIELD STAPLE, THE TOMTREK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fucking Boy Hoyland up the arse while Max watches disguised as a bush and good luck to him.