Where's The Beef?

[Ilyanna]

No. 4... and such an appropriate title it has!

 

[Mirah]

LOL

 

[Loktar]

I got your beef "right here".

Weiners too.

 

[The Dork Lord]

TEH BEEF IZ MISSING!

 

[Dick Prickle]

 

[Loktar]

Its in my pants! OMGZLOL!

 

[Dark Pickle]

I GOT SUM BEEF FOT YAZ

 

[Loktar]

We don't need no cocktail weenies. lol omg.

 

[Dick Prickle]

I GOT SOME COCK FOR THAT TAIL!

 

[Loktar]

I GOT SOME COCK FOR THAT TAIL!

I need a beef log not some vienna sausage.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

You can't HANDLE this much pickle, son

 

[Loktar]

NOR WOULD I WANT TO HANDLE SUCH A TINY WANG!

 

[Douche Pukehole]

You'll THINK tiny when I puncture your prostate.

:bigass:

 

[Dirk Funk]

You'll THINK tiny when I puncture your prostate.

:bigass:

Hey! Strapons are cheating!

 

[Loktar]

Hey! Strapons are cheating!

LOL

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm afraid Loktar's having a bit of fun with you there, Dirky.

He knows EXACTLY how mssive my beefstick is, and his mouth is watering just thinking about it.

However, if you really want something involving straps, we can work something out

 

[Loktar]

I'm afraid Loktar's having a bit of fun with you there, Dirky.

He knows that my beefstick is even tinyer than he mentioned, and his mouth is vomiting just thinking about it.

However, if you really want something involving straps, I can mince and prance about in my mommy's bra

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[The Dork Lord]

I can mince and prance about in my mommy's bra

Yes Dan, we know you can