Which fantasy re-invention of myself shall I indulge in next?

[CaptainWacky]

I could be obsessed with biscuits?

 

[Homo Erectus]

you should be obsessed with not being obsessed.

 

[headvoid]

Dress yourself in meat, and constantly refer to meat in your quips.

That's taken the bacon!
You sausage you!
Well cook me rare and cover me in mustard!

 

[Yub]

He should rate all the characters from every Narnia is order of hotness and then edibility.

 

[headvoid]

You should create a list of female celebrities based purely on their personalities.

 

[Yub]

That's crazy talk!

 

[whisky]

Pretend to be a robot policeman and say citizen a lot.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

AH, but is Wacky really a robot policeman, or just a man wearing a robot policemany type hat?!

 

[whisky]

Maybe Wacky can answer that question for us at last.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like Natalie's personality.

 

[headvoid]

This could be the start of something beautiful.

 

[Consumer]

How about a natural-fiber obsessed Vegan Crusader for Justice in Anchorage?

You could fight Sarah Palin as your arch-enemy (along with the Chinaman, of course).

 

[CaptainWacky]

OKAY.