Which side of the Bed do you sleep on

[Love Child]

She asked me

 

[Love Child]

I don't know. I sleep in the middle. I replied.

 

[Love Child]

Actually, I sleep corner to corner.
So you are a thrasher, she said.
No. I literally sleep corner to corner because no bed is long enough for me.

 

['Gear]

Like any other monster, I sleep under the bed.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Do you eat the dust bunnies?

 

['Gear]

Anyone ever tell you you're kinda hard to talk to?

 

[Love Child]

Like any other monster, I sleep under the bed.

I wonder if the monsters play with the toys under the bed.

 

[Ilyanna]

I've heard rumors that some monsters allegedly have the power to shapeshift, so next time you grab one of those toys - well, don't say I didn't warn ya :angel:

 

['Gear]

This is not the dildo I was looking for.

 

[Ilyanna]

But it purrs. Not exactly off-putting.

 

['Gear]

Is that a monster under your bed or are you just suprised to see me?

 

[Ilyanna]

lol

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There's a line from the play "The Women" where Mary's mother talks about how she enjoys sleeping alone now, because she's in that big bed and she "can lay out like a swastika."

 

['Gear]

You know we're all going to try that now right?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

:joker:

 

[Seph]

I sleep on the side by the wall.