whisky, I've decided something...

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...the problems you have with everyone must be astrological. It's always the wrong place at the wrong time. The stars must conspire to add conflict to every internet interaction you have.

You're a good man, so are most of the people here (well that's a stretch). So it must be fate.

Either that or you drink too much.

 

[whisky]

I'm a scorpio.

Wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time

Story of my life

Plagerising lines from die hard is also the story of my life

 

[whisky]

I dont drink that much really, thats why I like spirits, you get drunk faster, without the large volume of beer you would need to acheive the same effect

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

VODDY VODDY VODDY w00t

I love calling them SPIRITS as if they were little elves and faeries giving you a good time.

 

[whisky]

Have you tried absythe, I heard its banned over there, but I suspect you have your ways and means to obtain it

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Never. Once I saw David Thewlis drinking it in Total Eclipse all curiosity ran from my veins.

 

[whisky]

He could put people off anything, how someone that looks like that got into films I'll never know.