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White out

^Ha, see? Quick, put on some white sheets, use the cover of the fog and snow and free those poor animals!! Nobody should have to suffer through more than one wedding, not even doves!!
 
I was at a wake one time where they said some words and then a guy released some doves. He seemed like some sort of magician or something. Nice idea/weird experience.
 
Why is that sort of thing called 'wake', anyway? Nobody can be that optimistic, can they?
 
Do the doves get collected up again, or come back like homing pigeons or what? Is the whole dove releasing franchise based on a SHAM?
 
If I was to venture a guess I'd say they were homing doves. He had a little basket and a whole procedure. Plus the magician look.

I did not ask to speak this gutter language we call english. It's like using a sledge hammer to do fine finish cabinetry.
 
It's in the mid 70's here and humid. Probably get to 80 before the day is over. OMG IT'S MISERABLE. This is February, right? I'd take some white doves or a COOL BREEZE or SOMETHIGN :rwmad:
 
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