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Who else is drunk?

What kind of whiskey are you drinking? I'm sipping the macallen cask strength.
 
Watermelon vodka, straight.

I've also got some Tequilla, but I had plenty of that the other night.
 
I'm preparing for my hunting expedition tomorrow. It's the first day of Deer season out here. I've got a gorgeous 12guage Remington shotgun that I wanna use and there are over a dozen deer near my parents' house that I wanna shoot at drunkenly.
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
I'm aboot halfway through my bottle. I can't feel my feet anymore.

Next stop: Bong.


I can tell you from experience. Even though that seems like a good idea right now... you'll regret it after that first toke sets in.
 
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