Who would win?

[Yub]

Bruce Lee in his prime or a fully grown batshit insane chimp?

To my surprise, not only has this question already been asked, but Google hasn't answered it.

http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=567144

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

In the given scenario, it is not assumed that the chimp is batshit, nor even antagonized into a fighting posture. So he might just sit behind Bruce and pick nits out of his hair.

And so begins my weekend.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure Bruce Lee would attempt a non-violent solution.

 

[Tisiphone]

But Chuck Norris wouldn't.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Chuck Norris would shoot and stuff the chimp, and then campaign with his Congressman to tighten chimp immigration laws.