Why Akbar was a sith

[whisky]

No wonder the admiral lead them all into a trap check this out

Sith is an anagram of shit

Another word for shit is crap

crap is an anagram of carp

Carp is a type of fish

Akbar looks like a fish

Therefor Akbar is a Sith, thank you, and goodnight

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES and remember when he shot Yoda in the balls too, truly the actions of a sith lord.

 

[Loktar]

YODA SHOT FIRST!

 

[DarthSikle]

but Tori Spelling looks like Ackbar!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MON MOTHMA IS REALLY PADME

 

[DarthSikle]

but that deleted scene from episode 4 where padme and leia got it on would mean leia did it with her mom.

almost as bad as where in Dallas, Lucy did it with Ray Krebbs who 4 seasons later was discovered to be half a ewing and therefore her half uncle.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think doing it with your mother is worse than doing it with your half uncle.

 

[DarthSikle]

but my mom is hot!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I suppose you've already been in her once...

 

[Lilac]

Have you?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'vE BEEN IN CHYNA

 

[Lilac]

WHAT WAS SHE LIKE?!1

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ACKBAR RAPED ENSIGN SITO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL THAT WAS ME

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL YOU SURE ROUGHERD HER UP GOOD SPOONIE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HAD TO MAKE HER PAY FOR BEING SO CUTE