WHY AM I BEING HERE?

[TEH_SKAN]

WHY THE HATE AND PUT ME HERE? THIS WILL BE DOCUMENTEND IN THE ENTRIES NOW.

 

[Conchaga]

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

 

[Sarek]

WHY THE HATE AND PUT ME HERE? THIS WILL BE DOCUMENTEND IN THE ENTRIES NOW.

Shut the fuck up you moron.

 

[Conchaga]

He likes you.

 

[Sarek]

He should have enough "documrnt entries" on me by now to fill the library of congress.

 

[Conchaga]

oh

 

[sk_AndolfHitler]

TEH_SKAN MY BROTHER, I HAVE PLENTY OF HAM AND SOON YOU WILL TASTE FREEDOM AND MY HAM.

CUNTCHAGA, IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO SERVICE ME. MEAT ME IN MY QUARTERS IMMEDIATELY.

 

[Conchaga]

Well, I think we have a figurehead.

 

[BLANK_SKAN]

IT SI GOOD TO BE HERE TODAY TO EAT TWINKIES AND SHINE MISS MANNERS OH SO WELL BUTTOCKS. I WILL CONTINUE.