Why are Pandas such fat bastards

[headvoid]

When all they eat is bamboo?

I think it's cos they sit on their ass so much

 

[Panda]

if we were able to excercise then we would shed the pounds, but I'm trapped in a tiny cage while gormless chinks gaze at me...

 

[Neil]

Fuckin' gormless chinks.......

 

[headvoid]

if we were able to excercise then we would shed the pounds,

Always someone elses fault isn't it? fat bastard.

I think you need your stomach stapled.

 

[jack]

I bet it already is stapled. i found all these fucking weird panda jokes this morning, they freaked me out.

 

[jack]

There's a lot of Panda hatred, and misconception it would seem.

 

[EnglishRose]

pandas aren't fat they're cuddly

 

[Neil]

I love Panda. And I'm not afraid to admit it.

How Panda feels about me, though... I will leave that for the courts to decide.