Why are some insurance companies not on price comparison websites?

[CaptainWacky]

What do they have to hide?

 

[Seph]

that they are run by bandit lizards in zorro masks

 

[whisky]

those sons of bitches!

 

[Seph]

isnt that a good enuff reason too hide?

 

[whisky]

The meerkats arent afraid to show their faces, neither should the lizards be

 

[Dr Dave]

Something must be done!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I want a real answer from Headvoid.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The real answer is that the companies have to pay price comparison sites a commission to be listed on there and provide leads, so it's cheaper for a company and for its customers not to list on comparison sites. However, it also means said company receives less exposure, so they're forced to make abominable adverts using comedy institutions such as Stephen Fry and Paul Merton, to the dismay of the British public.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Those talking phones look really cheap compared to the meerkats.

 

[headvoid]

Fuddlemiff is of course correct.

Meerkats is very successful, but fuckin awful. They just bought enough media for it to be annoying enough to become a meep. bastards.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Simples!