Why Are You All Being So Horrible To Me?

[Alice]

I've only been here five minutes but everyone is being so horrible to me!

 

[Neil]

Damnit.

All because I didn't have a spare e-mail address...

 

[jack]

I think you're confusing yourself with someone else.

 

[Neil]

Alice, do you have any naughty pix to post? We don't let new wimmenz post at TK w/o the prerequisite stripper images included anymore..

I know it wasn't in the Terms of Agreement you agreed to when you signed up here, though... It's a new thing.

Humor me.

 

[Alice]

i do have pictures. but i won't post them here.frankly my beaver is so hairy you can't see anything anyway

 

[Neil]

Oh.

I understand. And it'd probably take a couple machetes to hack through THAT forest.

 

[Blindgroping]

I've only been here five minutes but everyone is being so horrible to me!

Because you promised to give me blowjobs, then you wanted to talk about something else!