Why can't I come?

[Love Child]

Are you ready? He says.
Yes I say. Im lying.
I want to come.
But I can't.
I cant come.
Why can't I come?
I want to come.

 

[Dirk Funk]

You can come. Or you can cum. Or both.

 

[Love Child]

The door is open
the people are ready
but I can't come.
I want to walk through the door
I want to come too
but I can't.

 

[Love Child]

They've all come.
They get to come.
They come too.
I cant come.

 

[classichummus]

Love Child, I think you need to have sex with Dual when he comes up to see you. He needs to lose his virginity and you need to get laid!!!

 

[Dirk Funk]

Why can't you come? Are you not dressed? Are you not well? Do you have prior commitments?

 

[Love Child]

Love Child, I think you need to have sex with Dual when he comes up to see you. He needs to lose his virginity and you need to get laid!!!

I do not need to get laid.

Why can't you come? Are you not dressed? Are you not well? Do you have prior commitments?

I put on my sweater and my jacket
I stood at the door
my hair was not messed up
my makeup was put on
I took my purse in my hand
and looked at him as he looked at me
we set out at the same time
the keys in his hands, or were they in mine?

 

[Love Child]

Let me rephrase that classichummus in my original Love Child Posting Style!

I do not need to get laid.
But I will sleep with Dual.

That doesn't sound right.
How is this?
I'll fuck his brains out.
There.
I'll fuck him hard.
I'll pull his hair
I'll hold him down
fuck I'll do whatever I want to him.
Dual.
Dual.
Dual.
Dual.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Let me rephrase that classichummus in my original Love Child Posting Style!

I do not need to get laid.
But I will sleep with Dual.

That doesn't sound right.
How is this?
I'll fuck his brains out.
There.
I'll fuck him hard.
I'll pull his hair
I'll hold him down
fuck I'll do whatever I want to him.
Dual.
Dual.
Dual.
Dual.

That's the spirit!

 

[Love Child]

More?
Give me more.
I want more.
I mean.
Yes
please
Yes
OMG
YES
YES
NOW
YES
FUCK YES
NOW
FUCK YES

 

[Dirk Funk]

More?
Give me more.
I want more.
I mean.
Yes
please
Yes
OMG
YES
YES
NOW
YES
FUCK YES
NOW
FUCK YES

Come see me. I will make you scream. Beg for more. Get out of breath, hair damp with sweat.

 

[Love Child]

They pulled my hair back
into a pony tail
and wrapped it up
with a scarf
they told me to shut my eyes
I did

 

[classichummus]

get a room you two!

 

[Yub]

Get used to it. This is 75% of the content of LC's posts.

 

[classichummus]

I've noticed.

 

[Dick Prickle]

I'd be there too.

I don't know if you want to see me right now.

Or ever again.

 

[Love Child]

oh jesus fucking christ. There is some content for you.

 

[Yub]

I'm pretty sure Jesus died a virgin.

 

[Loktar]

I'm pretty sure Jesus died a virgin.

I'm pretty sure he boned Mary Magdelene and then she fled to France with their child.