Why Coyote Ulgy may be Homosexual

[jack]

I saw him putting lipstick around the webbing of his left hand yesterday, between the thumb and index finger, then he formed a fist and started to "flex" the webbing. He added two dots on the ridge of the index finger, and I'll be damned if it didn't look just like a face!

Is there some reason you refer to your hand as "Blondie" when you start to slide that lipsticked circle on your throbbing pole?

Some sort of twisted classic rock fetish, I'm figuring.

 

[starguard]

 

[FBI parte due]

Yes. I agree. "Coyote Ulgy" is as flamboyantly gay as you can get.

 

[Gagh]

Oh.