Why did the chicken climb mt everast?

[Hambil]

BECAUSE IT WAS THERE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

That was Shatner.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Awesome joke, man. Fucking awesome. I never saw that shit coming, and furthermore, I'm drunk so my words have extra impact.

 

[Mirah]

I always thought it was to see his friend Gregory Peck.

 

[Ishcabittle]

WHOO HA!!! I GOTCHOO ALL IN CHECK!

 

[whisky]

Because it was on Hambils cock?

 

[CaptainWacky]

A hamster having sex with a chicken? WORKS FOR ME!

 

[Hambil]

Why won't this thread die? Die die die!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MATT HARDY WILL NOT DIET

 

[Gagh]

HE JUST ATE SCHNITSKY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MINI VADER (REMEMBER HIM?)

 

[Gagh]

Yeah, he ate mini Booker T, got fired came back year later and fell over.