Why did they put a fanny on Jason Alexanders head for his guest star on Voyager?

[Mentalist]

?

 

[BlazerBoy]

Did you just say "fanny"?

*guffaws*

 

[Big Dick McGee]

What's a fanny?

 

[Mentalist]

A womans private part.

 

[Mentalist]

Pussy or cunt will do at a pinch. "fanny" is English slang.

 

[BlazerBoy]

My preschool teacher used tell us she'd swat our fannies if we weren't behaving.

 

[whisky]

They get put in prison for that here.

 

[BlazerBoy]

She was such a sweet old lady with grey hair and a very pleasant smell, though. Lilac.

 

[whisky]

Lilac?

 

[BlazerBoy]

Yes, thats what she smelled like. I can remember sitting and listening to her read us The Lorax by Dr Suess, and thinking she was just the coolest woman in the world, second only to my mommy.

 

[whisky]

She smelled like Worf?

 

[BlazerBoy]

Not as peaty or earthy, though.

 

[whisky]

today is a good day to spell

 

[BlazerBoy]

Yes. I've been casting spells since noon.

Golu Golu Magika Girume!

 

[whisky]

Hes speaking in tounges, fetch the holy water!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Its a collection of Japanese words which grant the speaker with increased magic and physical power.

Giruma Golu Majuulu Gogoolu!

 

[whisky]

Does it translate to "I have a gun, do as I say"

 

[BlazerBoy]

Actually, its a magic power staff, not a gun.

 

[whisky]

I've got a magic power staff right here!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Ahh yes, but I've actually used mine at its 5th power level. Ooooh! Bow before me.