Why do I always feel like eating my keyboard?

[Mentalist]

Its a really annoying urge I can't shake.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I always feel like biting THINGs and DESTROYING THINGS and SMASHING THEM UP BIG STYLE FUCKING MAKE THE WORLD PAY I ATE A CHRISTMAS CARD ONCE GRR

 

[curiousa2z]

ummmm...1. lack of certain vitamins?
OR
2. You're insane? (And that would make a difference at TK how anyway?)

OMG!! POLL TIME!


erm...when I get back from Toronto, that is.

brb - in 84 hours.

 

[Mentalist]

I know I'm insane. This isn't debatable. I just want to know why my insanity includes wanting to eat my keyboard. Or at the very least bite it.

I swear, those not afflicted by being completley crazy may think its funny but to me it just gets plain annoying.

 

[Harkley]

Keyboards taste like chicken.

 

[Mentalist]

I imagine mine tastes like plastic.

 

[Harkley]

Plastic Chickens?

 

[Mentalist]

Possibly.

 

[Dr Dave]

You are just hungery and proberly have a dietary deficiency of some kind. You might try useing multi vitamins or eating cane sugar on occasion.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Take the pills AFTER posting. Just post drunk.

I usually hear whining rodents in my head while posting here. It's really grating.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DUH DAD DUDHAD DUDHDHD DHDHDGLDSGHLSDGLlsdglag

^Star Wars music.