Why do I randomly go up and down the GAY spectrum (or should I say spectCUM)?

[CaptainWacky]

Is it because I is BIPOLAR?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Are you gay five days a month?

 

[CaptainWacky]

more than that

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Five days a day?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Huh?

 

[Cassie]

Can't you just be bi all the time?

 

[Dr Dave]

your confused

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not really.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I manage it. Except when I'm asleep. Then I dream of Joanna Lumley for some reason.

 

[Cassie]

HOT POCKETS

 

[Fuddlemiff]

HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS! WIIIIIITH IMOGEN!!

Cartman wants some hot pockets.

 

[Cassie]

HOT POCKETS ARE MADE WITH WHOLESOME RADIOACTIVE BYPRODUCTS

 

[CaptainWacky]

But when I think about girls I then obsess on certain aspects of feminimity that men obviously do not posess and the same the other way YOU SEe.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Too much Henoch, too little missmanners.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So many asses, so little time. The best surprises often sneak up from behind.