Why do Mario and Luigi wear gloves?

[CaptainWacky]

The obvious answer is "because they're plumbers" but they don't really look like proper plumber gloves (we all know what they look like!) so I think it's really because the Mushroom Kingdom is filthy and rife with disease.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Considering their propensity to jump into bodies of water and swim for exceedingly long lengths, the attire in general is highly inappropriate.

 

[Cassie]

They need those gloves to handle their pipes.

 

[The Tomtrek]

They don't want to leave fingerprints.

 

[Dr Dave]

The obvious answer is "because they're plumbers" but they don't really look like proper plumber gloves (we all know what they look like!) so I think it's really because the Mushroom Kingdom is filthy and rife with disease.

Much like the real world.

 

[Love Child]

I always thought they were pulling pizza's out of the oven.

 

[Dr Dave]

Better than buns!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are Wario and Waluigi plumbers too? Is a question nobody would ever care to ask.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The dress the same, so either they are plumbers, or the four of them have a 70s breakdancing group.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Are Wario and Waluigi plumbers too? Is a question nobody would ever care to ask.

They're Walumbers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Also their names should either be "Wario and Wuigi" or "Wamario and Waluigi" really.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Waigi.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wedgie and Wookie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

Yeah!

 

[The Question]

Another thing no one wants to ponder is that the Goombas somehow evolved from raviolis with faces on them into dick-tips with faces on them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Starship Coyote]

Fart.

 

[Dr Dave]

Vandalism!

 

[Love Child]

Total Vandalism!