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WHY do people AGE so UNgracefully??????

I mean SHIT...does age 25-45 need to be so unkind!??

WTF are you freaks doing to yer skin to perpetuate OLDness!???

Is this a Lifetime movie or are you just naturally wrinklish??

Perhaps its just good genes??

At what age to wrinkles naturally occur??

Athough i do refuse to deny my alliance with SATAN as a fountain of youthfullNESS!!
 
Henoch said:
I mean SHIT...does age 25-45 need to be so unkind!??

Because there have to be mature porn sites.

WTF are you freaks doing to yer skin to perpetuate OLDness!???

Not enough moisturizer, smoking cigarettes, not enough sun, bad posture, being American. The list goes on, and on, and on....

Is this a Lifetime movie or are you just naturally wrinklish??

I've been told I have amazing skin. And, if my grandfather is any indication, I probably won't be seeing wrinkles until I'm well into my 70's. If I live that long.

Perhaps its just good genes??

BINGO!

At what age to wrinkles naturally occur??

Late 20's early 30's.

Athough i do refuse to deny my alliance with SATAN as a fountain of youthfullNESS!!

I got carded for cigarettes today. PS, I'm almost 25.
 
i have YET to encounter wrinkles...even in the scrotum area. And yet i do not moisturize. I hope this does not discourage other gays from aging in a natural fashion as designed by our lord jesus.
 
Conchaga said:
I got carded for cigarettes today. PS, I'm almost 25.
It's a strange fact of life. When you're young enough to get carded all the time, you consider it an inconvenience. When you're a bit older and get carded once in awhile, you are a wee bit grateful. When you hit the age where you're never carded again, you die a little inside.
 
I get carded for cigarettes and booze every once in awhile, which is completely ridiculous. I look young for my age (it must be all the preservatives), but hardly 18 or 21.
 
Friday said:
It's a strange fact of life. When you're young enough to get carded all the time, you consider it an inconvenience. When you're a bit older and get carded once in awhile, you are a wee bit grateful. When you hit the age where you're never carded again, you die a little inside.


When I actually shave, I look like I'm 13.
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Nutbutter is Oil of Olay for homos.


Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say
My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright
All you do is fuck me every day and night

You're my secret beauty routine
Na, na, na, na, what my body has seen
I am lookin' good and I'm feeling nice
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum

I'm gonna pull you back down between the sheets
Everything is fresher when the day is sweet
In the morning light when you're already on the phone

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life
So hot, so sweet, so wet my appetite

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Your hot white cum
 
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