Why do really good cheeseburgers always result in phlegm?!

[The Question]

Can anyone tell me THAT?! HUH?! issed:

 

[FBI parte due]

They don't.

It's all a conspiracy executed by the purported "Secretary General" of the "UN".

 

[The Question]

No, really, I just had a Sourdough Ultimate cheeseburger, and it gave me a surplus of phlegm, which is disgusting and fascinating at the same time.

 

[FBI parte due]

Blame "Nelson Mandela".

 

[The Question]

^^That's always a good call.

 

[Blindgroping]

YOU ARE PASTY WHITE, GET MORE SUN.
(fucking caps lock)

 

[Lilith]

I dunno, I don't want to even THINK about food, so effing sick.....

 

[jack]

I enjoy a little lung butter after the meal, actually.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I BLAME LAKER MCGEE GIRL.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Fatty acids and saturated fats and fatty oils and fatty lard and lard w/fat injected into it are all reasons.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think the sourdough's the culprit. FUCKING FAG COMMIE SOURDOUGH WITH ITS PRETENTIOUS SILENT "GH"...of course you wanna spit up.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I wouldn't know, as I haven't had a cheeseburger in like 10 years.

 

[The Question]

Sauer-Do?

 

[CaptainWacky]

^^WELL GOOD FOR YOU. :roll:

 

[Blindgroping]

TQ, the phlem is caused be the dairy substitute in the wanna-be-cheese.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ASHG

 

[The Question]

TQ, the phlem is caused be the dairy substitute in the wanna-be-cheese.

So the meat is really soy... the cheese is really some weird chemical fake-milk shit... is there ANYTHING in a JIB cheeseburger that somewhat resembles a REAL CHEESEBURGER?! issed: :kitty:

 

[CaptainWacky]

It has no soul.