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Why do they call it a boner

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
When there are no bones in that part of your body. It's scientifically inaccurate.
 
There used to be. And, for the rest of the animal kingdom, there are.

Example:

walrus-fossil.jpg
 
Everybody should visit the Penis Museum at least once in their lives. It's a shame it's moved way out of the way so you have to drive two hours across Iceland to see it now.
 
I wish I still had a bone there.
 
It'd be awkward. You'd have to tape it to your leg.
 
Why is the word short longer than the word long?


Wasn't worth its own thread.
 
What's another word for thesaurus?
 
How do those "don't walk on the grass" signs get there?
 
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why does cargo go by boat and shipments go by truck?
 
Why is the word short longer than the word long?


Wasn't worth its own thread.

It's not, that's an illusion. 'long' is actually pronounced 'lllllllllaawwwwwwwnnnnnnnnng', thus making it a far longer word.
 
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