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Why does Dr Dave keep throwing bricks at people?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Then just kind of giggling and running away.
 
One should ask yourself, why would he not do that (if he did).
 
Dr Dave recently opened a "brick wound treatment center" downtown.
 
Its seems well recieved.
 
The pieces of this puzzle are coming together.
 
Charge a dollar and a half just to see them
 
And then demand that they service you sexually. AS ALWAYS, HERR DOKTOR.
 
Demonstrate what you're going to do to them using a duck and a porcupine.
 
DUCK, duck!
 
DR DAVE HATES ROBOTS
 
Only some of them really.
 
If it wasn't for Dr Dave, the Dodo would still be alive :(
 
Thats only half true.
 
Sooooo Dr Dave.......You want to fight? You have a bone to pick? You see it fit to disagree with me? Well you are right actually. I am the fighter, not you. So carry on then, please, if you want. Whatever.
 
I would not toss a brick at you Mirah.
 
Thanks. But if you did, I would take it and build with it.
 
What about a robot made out of bricks.
 
Song Dr Dave wrote about a brick robot.

She's a brick----house
Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house
The robot's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

She's a brick----house
She's the one, the only one,
who's built like a amazon
We're together everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.

She knows she got everything
a robot needs to get a man, yeah.
How can she use, the things she use
36-24-36, what a winning hand!

She's a brick----house
Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house
The robot's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

She's a brick----house
She's the one, the only one,
who's built like a amazon
We're together everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.

The clothes she wears, the sexy ways,
make an old man wish for younger days
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sure enough to knock a man to his knees

She's a brick----house
Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house
The robot's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

She's a brick----house
She's the one, the only one,
who's built like a amazon
We're together everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.
 
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