Why does life make me feel ILL?

[CaptainWacky]

WHY?

 

[Gagh]

Because Life has been infiltrated by ALTERNATE UNIVERSE JASON DONOVAN with an evil little goatee singing "Tears on My Pillow" backwards.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I thought it was because love is a cruel joke?

*CUE DEBBIE DOWNER SOUND EFFECT*

 

[Gagh]

DEBBIE MCGEE WILL BRING WACKY OUT OF HIS DEPRESSED STUPOR!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I think we all need to pitch in and get Wacky some good porn DVDs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That won't do it.

 

[Gagh]

What if it was SPIKE AND PAQUIN PORN?

 

[CaptainWacky]

still wondering

 

[Gagh]

Maybe it's because you don't go out anywhere?