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Why does Mythbusters constantly have to recap what we've JUST SAW...

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"Adam and Jamie are investigating the myth that Hitler ate jew feet for breakfast." I KNOW THEY ARE. I'M WATCHING THE SHOW. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME EVERY TWO MINUTES AND SHOW A MINUTE LONG CLIP OF WHAT THEY'VE JUST DONE. I KNOW WHAT THEY'VE DONE BECAUSE I'M WATCHING THE SHOW.

Also the way they do small scale versions first then just do the full scale version anyway makes me feel like I've wasted my team watching the small scale version and there was no point all those mini jew feet being created.

Kari's hot.
 
Because otherwise we might realise there is only about 12 minutes of filming done for each hour long show.
 
they do stretch the shows out.
 
Whisky and Curiousa2z have been posting in this thread for the last 12 hours. Whisky said "Because otherwise we might realise there is only about 12 minutes of filming done for each hour long show." and Curiousa2z said "they do stretch the shows out." Well let's find out if this is true as this thread...CONTINUES!
 
I have constructed a 1/10th scale model of this thread to confirm the hypothesis.

I think it would work full sized.
 
*little cartoon of whisky constructing a 1/10th scale model of this thread*

Adverts.
 
It's a format that is tried and true in America. Mythbusters is bad for it but Hells Kitchen is so absolutely fucking annoying in using this format that it makes me want to punch things. There are plenty more shows that use this "dramatic effect" between the adverts as well.
 
Yeah there's certianly shows that are a lot worse for it, Mythbusters just pisses me off because it's a show I actually enjoy. THE BASTARDS
 
I actually quite like it, but I'd like it more if Terry Nutkins were in it.
 
I don't think he's allowed in the US after what he did to Drew Barrymore's feet.
 
is he any relation to Squirrel Nutkins?
*stretches out thread some more*
 
AMERICANS HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF GERBILS.
 
What was that again?
 
MFERS TOO!

TOO

TOOK

BRANDYWINE

BRANDYWINE TOOK!

(I was trying for six degrees of seperation but it didnt work :( )
 
Brandywine Bridge?
 
Do you think they will ever cover the myth that somebody once laughed at Cannon & Ball?
 
I think so, by having Kari get down on all fours and crawl up to the camera seductively licking her lips then saying "SCIENCE GETS MEN HAAAAAAAAARD!" and quickly spinning around and shoving her ass right against the lens.
 
Then she puts that stupid bowler hat on and her sex appeal goes down about 70%
 
I haven't watched it, but do they do the Grand Design trademarked method of false jeapordy?

"I really worry about what Jimmy has taken on here, he only has 8 weeks left of the build and there are a pack of hungry zombies at the gate blocking his delivery of bricks"
Kevin McLoud walks off behind the camera
Camera pans across building site to zombies fighting with men in day glo jackets.
 
Well the other week they had to cross a rope bridge across a large drop when the rope bridge was made of rubber bands or something daft, and they were acting terrified even though they were on a harness fixed to a crane so they could never actually fall.
 
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