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why does pickle draw a penis on each of my posts?

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Yep. Cacked up.
 
I'm glad I'm not high when I click these threads.

BUT I WILL BE SOON!
 
Whats the hold up?
 
meow?
 
The Reality Distortion Field is the mutant capability of Steve Jobs. It is like Magneto's power of magnetism, only in this case, it will make you want to buy an Apple product. An example of the Reality Distortion Field in action was the original iMac. It was underpowered, overpriced, had no floppy drive, and only two USB ports. And yet because it looked like a jellybean, everyone wanted one. Whole books were devoted to it, websites were dedicated to it, teenage boys drew hentai representations of it -- yet it was just a gimmick.

If you are under the spell of the Reality Distortion Field, you will want to have Steve Jobs's baby, leak rumours of your illicit affair, and then buy a U2 iPod to commemorate it.

The Reality Distortion Field would be brought back again for the iPhone, where Jobs would go on to act as if he invented the fucking internet.
 
Jobs VS. Gates:

No matter who wins, we lose :(
 
SPROCKET.
 
SPACELY SPROCKETS?
 
Is that a sprocket in your pocket ors are yous happy to see Rosie and Judy in HAWT LEZBO ACTION?
 
Give me green rep asap.
 
No. Fuck you, plus also stop asking!
 
funny thread

Has it been uncensored yet?
 
Is that a sprocket in your pocket ors are yous happy to see Rosie and Judy in HAWT LEZBO ACTION?


Throw Mrs. Spacely into the mix and I'm there.

FAPFAPFAP!
 
I never posted that. It was Hero1000.
 
*throws Mr. Spacely into the mix*
 
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