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Why does the ditzy preggo bitch downstairs insist on taking up space up here?

She likes your toes?
 
Jesus, I hope not. Nothing is a bigger turn off than a woman who's ditzy, and this chick being dark-haired causes blonde jokes to no longer make sense.
 
Kick her in the fucking womb.
 
I'd rather kick her in her BAKING womb and see if a cake falls out.
 
Yeah I'd rather have a cake than a newly aborted baby, don't know what I was thinking.
 
Did you show her your penid?
 
No, she was pregnant when I met her.
 
Pregnancy doesn't usually cause blindness!
 
If you have sex with a pregnant woman it tickles the unborn child (and turns it gay.)
 
Pregnancy causes diapers full of sour-smelling green baby-related goop, and that's worse than blindness OR EVEN ALEX TREBEK.
 
Yeah but then they grow up and you can teach them to hate the things you hate.
 
baby pate'

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THE LITTLE ' THINGS OVER THE LETTERS OK BUT YOU KNOW WHAT i MEAN ABOUT THE PATE' AND i'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ISLAND OR THE TOP OF SOMEONE'S HEAD.
 
If you teach them to hate something they will end up loving it. Teach them to love Hitler and they might turn out normal... I reckon
 
headvoid said:
If you teach them to hate something they will end up loving it. Teach them to love Hitler and they might turn out normal... I reckon
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Or maybe they will grow up masturbating to pictures of Charlie Chaplain and Oliver Hardy.

I'M SORRY WACKY I COULDN'T KEEP YOUR SECRET THEY BEAT IT OUT OF ME WITH CASSIE'S BREASTICLES.
 
AND THEY'RE SORE TOO DAMMIT.
 
ORGASM TO CHARLIE CHALK
 
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