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Why does this allways happen to me.

Mentalist

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I think the Girl in the Lemony Snickett movie is hot. (I've only seen like ten minutes of it so far) How old is she?


I really don't want to know.
 
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She has a pierced nipple. Nude work will surely follow.


She looks better in the movie. Maybe she doesn't photograph that well.
 
Lighting and makeup, lighting and makeup.

Same shit happened to me and Christina Ricci ashamedly before she had boobs.
 
She only turned 17 in December. The principle photography probably took place early 2005 late 2004 so that places her at about 15-16 when the movie was filmed. So it is happening again :|

Anyway, she was hot in the movie and I don't care.

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So you don't find me funny, eh? Ohhh yes, I just read it. We have an unsolvable problem RIGHT HERE.

*flicks back hair*

I was built on the bones of funny looking animals. I will not be pushed aside as some second rate nothing.

*is it working? Am I being sincere enough?*

Be gonst' fouleth wench of the funny realms! My sharp intellect and wit is clearly too niche, or as they say in France.. niche... for your timid reading pleasure!


I will fly from this place now, I must pick up some new teenage hotties from their cradles before sunrise!
 
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