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Why don't they just have a Mythbusters channel?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Instead of showing it on about 28 different channels at random times all day, why not just have one, unified Mytbusters network? They could have a spin-off show where Kari just eats grapes for an hour then says "meep meep!"
 
I would watch Kari eat grapes and say meep meep. In fact I would watch her while she slept.

And I agree about the one unified Mythbuster channel. I mean there's a black channel, a gay channel, a channel for cartoons. Why not?
 
There would be another spin-off where it's just nerds sitting at their computer watching clips on YouTube and wanking.
 
Mythbusters is a great show and of course Kari is great as everybody knows but I sometimes do get annoyed by all the "spontaneous" yet obviously scripted conversations everybody has and it sometimes lacks true scientific rigour but then again it is pop-science and it's still quite informative so it doesn't matter.

I was watching the Shark Special yesterday, that was pretty cool.
 
ZOMG I was watching that two (though only the second hour since two hours is too long, innit.)

Yes, the "spontaneous" conversations can be quite cringeworthy.

Adam: So Kari, looks like your grape eating is going well.
Kari: Yeah, but I'm just wonder if there's any way to make it more exciting.
Adam: Well Kari, how about you eat RED grapes as well as green!
Kari: Boy howdy, that should be some good viewing!
Adam: And do it topless.
Kari: !
Nikki: ...well why don't you eat them then you FAT OX?
 
I've never watched a full episode of Mythbusters.
 
You will eventually.
 
I will fight!
 
DO IT CASSIE
 
Fight, or watch Mythbusters?
 
It's a good shoe.
 
No, watch Mythbusters!
 
The show was so much better before the two other men joined and Kari wasnt allowed to play with Adam and Hynyman any more.
 
Maybe Adam and Jamie constantly got erections when working with Kari so they had to be seperated.
 
A "Unified Mythbusters channel" would be too powerful and the universe would be sucked into it. As it was being sucked into this immense power structure, a myriad of mythbuster reporting channels would constantly remind us what is happening, but they would not be strong enough to resist and eventually our souls would appear (just for a second) as a moving strip across the bottom of the screen.
 
What does a soul look like?
 
A little like the twitter icon.
 
SO NOTHING THEN.
 
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