Why I pay for digital cable

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
It's 4:30 in the afternoon and I'm working, and all of a sudden PJ Harvey shows up playing at the Montreaux Jazz Festival.

THAT'S WHY!
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Well that and the naked men channels.
 

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Wait, you're watching a naked PJ Harvey play jazz in Lawn Guyland???
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I KNOW RIGHT? SHE'S THE SHIZ!
 

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Do they have gay pr0n On Demand? They have plenty of straight porn (and I include all-girl in that, 'cause we all know that's for straight dudes) in the good ol' Rancho Chooch, but I haven't noticed any gay pr0n. Not that I really look at all those channels anyway, since my freakkin' cable bill is high enough already.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Not really. There's the Playgirl Channel but that's utter crap. I'm fairly sure that some gay porn channel exists, but my cable company doesn't carry it. (And if a major New York City provider doesn't carry it, it can't be doing that well)

Gays get all their stuff online anyway.
 

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
It prolly doesn't exist then. If NYC or the metro L.A. area don't carry it, I doubt if anyone does.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Everyone can get everything online. Soon we'll get souls online.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
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