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Why in the nine hells and eight heavens with their odd-numbered virgins am I still

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
wearing pants and long-sleeved shirts in MAY!?

Explain this, you global warming leftist conspiracy tinfoil hat brigade!
 
You can't hide your METAL KNEES forever!
 
Its worse, I actually had the heating on for a while today.
 
Because you're a pussy that gets cold in 60 degree weather?
 
The unhealthy pallor of your arms and legs? Where I live, we are suffering under 90 degree plus heat - already!
 
It was 39 degrees here yesterday morning. It was 93 degrees here Wednesday. Mother Nature is having perimenopausal flashbacks.
 
70's and sunny here.
 
It's sunny here.
 
Americans talking about the weather.

What's next? Are you all going to drink tea and have bad teeth?
 
THERE IS WEATHER HERE.
 
I drink tea sometimes. Don't have bad teeth though.
 
Its ok I have bad enough teeth for the both of us.

*flashes a yellow, semi-toothless grin*
 
Coffee addict, myself. GF likes to swill the char. My teeth are alright tho. Metal knees are rusty. Yes, I'm a pussy when it's cold out. I prefer the sweltering heat. Gimme 90 degrees with 50% humidity any day. Fuck this cold bullshit.
 
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