Why is Charlie Sheen like Bruce Willis?

[jack]

His old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I GET IT.

 

[headvoid]

Jack, you have surely more class than this...

Oh wait, no you don't.

 

[jack]

Does this joke make my butt look fat?

 

[headvoid]

You're a top, but secretly you always want to be a bottom. Isn't that right Jack?

 

[jack]

Your rampant homophobia disgusts me.

 

[headvoid]

I just find it interesting you chose to use the word "rampant" in that sentence. It really is non stop with you isn't it?

 

[jack]

What's non-stop?

 

[Ilyanna]

OMG headvoid has been replaced by a chatbot!!