Why is February so short?

[CaptainWacky]

And they blow up shops and shoot policemen LOL ETc

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Isn't that eyerack?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Oooo, you're daring Apple to sue you!

eyecrack = iCrack = APPLE IS COMING FOR YOU!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BAD APPLES, BAD APPLES

 

[Gagh]

I hate February, and I have a rotten Chest Infection that won't budge. I'm painfully coughing all over the effing place.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You haven't had any Bernard Mathews turkey recently, have you?

 

[Gagh]

No, but I did snort vacuum-dessicated Ferengi off of Bernard Mathews naked quivering belly last week. Do you think that may have something to do with it?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

hsdfyhsdjkjgs yh FUCFK

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

COKIEs