why is SKY porn chanels so crap?

[whisky]

All the phone hoes look really skanky, or have stupidly round false tits

 

[CaptainWacky]

do u have sky now omg

 

[whisky]

Yeah, instead of five channels with nowt good on them, I now have 50 channels with nowt good on them

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT YOU CAN WATCH BIG BROTHER ON E4 RIGHT NOW OMG THE SOUND IS CUT EXCITING

 

[Mentalist]

Sky porn is a lesson in frustration. You sit there for hours waiting for the hairy bobbing man ass to move out of frame. It gets so boring you actualy start finding holes in the plot.

 

[whisky]

sky is downstairs, pc is upstairs, its like that bit in batman forever where he has to choose between robin or that Aussie tart

 

[Grammour Boy]

Sky porn is a lesson in frustration. You sit there for hours waiting for the hairy bobbing man ass to move out of frame. It gets so boring you actualy start finding holes in the plot.

hahah

 

[CaptainWacky]

sky is downstairs, pc is upstairs, its like that bit in batman forever where he has to choose between robin or that Aussie tart

Pete said he hopes Nikki is waiting for him when he gets out. Then I turned it off. I KNOW YOU'RE DYING TO KNOW THIS STUFF.

 

[Grammour Boy]

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCKIN-A!