WHY IS THIS TIGER SO SURPRISED?

[The Tomtrek]

I must know!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's touching its special area (not all animals keep their genitals in the same place.)

 

[Cassie]

The tiger didn't know there would be paparazzi.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was expecting Kelly Rowland.

(I'm never any FUCKING GOOD at these caption thigs.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She's touching its special area (not all animals keep their genitals in the same place.)

She can feel his halo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is it true that there's someone hired to make Beyonce's skin lighter in every photo that's ever been taken of her?

 

[Dr Dave]

He saw Wacky's axe.

 

[Cassie]

BEYONCE'S COCK IS HUGE!