Lord Kookoo
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It has been long known that Lord Kookoo is above the majority of humanity. What impelled Lord Kookoo to greatness? What flash of genius made him so godlike in body mind and soul? Who would of dreamed that from his humble origins, Lord Kookoo would come to own the Troll Kingdom board?
Lord Kookoo was born in a humble dwelling in the east side of Detroit. From the very begining, it was clear Lord Kookoo was different. First, he was immaculantly conceived. God himself was and is the Father of Lord Kookoo. Other miracles followed close on the heels of Lord Kookoo growing up. I once saved an entire burning apartment building of people; the flames were hot and quite high, yet by a miracle Lord Kookoo was not singed, burnt or harmed in anyway. Lord Kookoo also has bene known to raise the dead by the miracoulous laying on of hands.
One time, Lord Kookoo's grandmother died at 81. Lord Kookoo raised her from the grave, after digging up her maggot infested body from the ground. Lord Kokoo laid his hands on here, and behold, she arose from death to life!
So you see, Lord Kookoo is very special.
Lord Kookoo was born in a humble dwelling in the east side of Detroit. From the very begining, it was clear Lord Kookoo was different. First, he was immaculantly conceived. God himself was and is the Father of Lord Kookoo. Other miracles followed close on the heels of Lord Kookoo growing up. I once saved an entire burning apartment building of people; the flames were hot and quite high, yet by a miracle Lord Kookoo was not singed, burnt or harmed in anyway. Lord Kookoo also has bene known to raise the dead by the miracoulous laying on of hands.
One time, Lord Kookoo's grandmother died at 81. Lord Kookoo raised her from the grave, after digging up her maggot infested body from the ground. Lord Kokoo laid his hands on here, and behold, she arose from death to life!
So you see, Lord Kookoo is very special.
