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Why Shakira law must be opposed

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Because hips don't lie.
 
yeah its usually the (padded) breasts that lie.
 
Underneath her clothes there's an endless story.
 
it's lucky that her tits are small so you don't confuse them with mountains. There's lots of problems with people mistaking large breasts for mountains, apparently.
 
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.
 
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