WHY THE_SAREK DOES NOT LIKE SAUSAGE

[TheScan]

OKAY AND THIS IS THE QUESTIONS YOU MUST BE ASKING YOUSELFS HMM. THE_SAREK IS A SAUSAGE HATER AND IS PROBABLY ON A DIET OKAY TOO THANKS. THIS WILL BE COMPILED INTO THE LIST AT SECTION, 14 SUBSECTIONS 3 AND 5 OKAY PLEASE. MY SISTER RUBS LARD ON HER VAGINAL SCABS.

 

[Conchaga]

He's a vegan. He likes Cucumbers.

 

[sk_AndolfHitler]

TOO BLATANT, I'LL LET ANOTHER SKAN HAVE THAT ONE.

 

[PREDICTA_SK4N]

I HEAR HE SKINS CUCUMBERS ALIVE

 

[sckan_erator]

THE_SARKE SHOULDN'T BE USING CUCUMBERS SINCE THEY WILL INFLAME HIS ANAL WARTS. THIS IN NOT SOMETHING HE SHOULD BE DOING. HE SHOULD USE SOME FORM OF HIGH FAT PENIS SUBSITITUTE FOR FULL PLEASURE WITHOUT THE RISK OF INJURY. JIMMY DEAN SASUAGE LINKS ARE TOO SMALL. I CAN FIT 17 IN MY MOUTH AT ONCE. THEY TASTE BETTER THAN COCK.

 

[sk_AndolfHitler]

PLEASE DO NOT BE HURTING THE CUCUMBERS! THEY ARE LOW IN FAT AND NOT GOOD FOR SKAN.