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Degrees of BS.
 
Saudi Marriage Officiant : 'It Is Allowed To Marry A Girl At The Age Of One'.
 
Dr. Ahmad Al-Mub'i, a Saudi Marriage Officiant: It Is Allowed to Marry a Girl at the Age of One, If Sex Is postponed. The Prophet Muhammad, Whose Model We Follow, Married 'Aisha When She Was Six and Had Sex with Her When She Was Nine :
Following are excerpts from an interview with Dr. Ahmad Al-Mu'bi, a Saudi marriage officiant, which aired on LBC TV on June 19, 2008:

Dr. Ahmad Al-Mu'bi: Marriage is actually two things: First we are talking about the marriage contract itself. This is one thing, while consummating the marriage – having sex with the wife for the first time – is another thing. There is no minimal age for entering marriage. You can have a marriage contract even with a one-year-old girl, not to mention a girl of nine, seven, or eight. This is merely a contract [indicating] consent. The guardian in such a case must be the father, because the father's opinion is obligatory. Thus, the girl becomes a wife... But is the girl ready for sex or not? What is the appropriate age for having sex for the first time? This varies according to environment and traditions. In Yemen, girls are married off at nine, ten, eleven, eight, or thirteen, while in other countries, they are married off at 16. Some countries have legislated laws forbidding having sex before the girl is eighteen.

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The Prophet Muhammad is the model we follow. He took 'Aisha to be his wife when she was six, but he had sex with her only when she was nine.

Interviewer: When she was six...

Dr. Ahmad Al-Mu'bi: He married her at the age of six, and he consummated the marriage, by having sex with her for the first time, when she was nine. We consider the Prophet Muhammad to be our model.

Interviewer: My question to you is whether the marriage of a 12-year-old boy with an 11-year-old girl is a logical marriage, which is permitted by Islamic law.

Dr. Ahmad Al-Mu'bi: If the guardian is the father... There are two different types of guardianship. If the guardian is the father, and he marries his daughter off to a man of appropriate standing, the marriage is obviously valid.

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People find themselves in all kinds of circumstances. Take, for example, a man who has two, three, or four daughters. He does not have any wives, but he needs to go on a trip. Isn't it better to marry his daughter to a man, who will protect and sustain her, and when she reaches the proper age, he will have sex with her? Who says all men are ferocious wolves?
 
This is bullshit u cant marry a girl under puberty age in Islam, secondly from 1400 years ago its was normal in Arabian peninsula that girls puberty age was between 7-11 .Biggest problem Muslim have to day comes from the ruling family in Saudi which is so protected by the US, they impose a badawen Islam ruling far from the true rulings of Islam.
 
An easy way to remember your degree acronyms

B.S. Bull Shit
M.S. More Shit
PhD. Piled higer & deeper
 
I was driving down the street one day, minding my own business, listening to Loggins and Messina on the radio - good summertime music you know - and watching the road ahead of me carefully, with the occasional judicious glance at the rear and side view mirrors for safety's sake. Anyway, all of a sudden, a guy, nearly naked as a jaybird, wearing nothing but a beard, speedos and a pair of Birkenstocks while chewing on fried soy dipped in non-fat sugar free barbecue sauce dashed out into the road and jumped on the hood of my car. Well, I'll tell you, the force of his activity expelled his manhood smack against the windshield, right in front of my face. I really did try not to look. But, there was a tag tied to the penis displayed in front of me so I had to pull out my glasses to read what was written on the tag. One never knows if there is something important on the piece of paper that always presents itself in cases such as that.

Here is a paragraph break to make MessengerX happy. You know it is my purpose in life to make him happy. Right. Okay. Moving on, or going back to the explanation of why I am here.

Anyway, I put on my glasses and read the print on the tag attached to the penis displayed against my windshield. I swear, this is what was printed on that penis tag: the words "Eat at Joes" printed at the top of a map.

Well, I've had some mighty fine lunches at Joes over the years. If someone goes to that much trouble to get my attention, you know - flicking their dick at me - I am compelled to at least find out why, especially when they invite me to dinner too.

So, I followed the map and wound up here. First thing, MM gave me some cookies.

Now, I am still here as I am still waiting for dinner. Cause, if you are even mildly intelligent you will know one cannot eat their desert until they've had their dinner.
 
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