Wild whores couldn't drag me away.

[The Question]

That's a big fat lie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Depends if they were on the loose with a credit card or not.

 

[The Question]

In that case, it would depend on where they intended to drag me to.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The whorehouse?

 

[The Question]

Well, now I know that.

 

[headvoid]

I wish to snort cocaine off a strippers tits before I die.

 

[headvoid]

The wierd thing is, I'm allergic to cocaine and find strippers dull

Doesn't stop the fantasy though

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does cocaine make you sneeze? Or die?

 

[The Question]

The cocaine makes you sneeze. The stripper's tits make you die.

 

[headvoid]

Everything goes red and I sneeze for days.

The cocaine doesn't do me much good either - boom boom