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WILL DAVID GEST BE THE NEXT TO POSSESS LEX AND TAKE ON CLARK

Gagh

Gagh

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BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE THIS TIME TOFFEE ICE-CREAM (WHICH THE EVIL OVERLORD GEST IS A FAN OF) HAPPENS TO BE THE ONLY SUBSTANCE THAT WILL FORCE HIS SPIRIT FROM LEX'S BODY, BUT NOT BEFORE HE IMPREGNATES CHLOE WITH HIS DEMON SEED, WITH A HASTENED BIRTH RESULTING IN A FULLY GROWN MARK LAWRENSON COMING OUT OF HER WOMB AND PREDICTING A MAN UTD HOME WIN.
 
David Gest has GREAT POWER given to him by egg headed aliens that he keeps within a lukcy charm hidden within the multitude of neck jewellery. The trick is, if you grab the correct diamond cross, then speak Allah (but in old arabic - be careful) then avoid the massive spinning discs by praying - then have a lickle chat with a dreadlocked Sir John Gielgud

THEN YOU HAVE THE POWER>

but dont look at it or you will melt.
 
ALISON MACK ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY GEST WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE RING THAT HASN'T HAPPENED IN YEARS REMEMBER THAT TIME BIG SHOW AND MARK HENRY BROKE THE RING AND COLE CLAIMED HE'D NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE EVEN THOUGH BIG SHOW AND BROCK LESNAR DID THE EXACT SAME SPOT FUCKING COLE HE PROBABLY GOES HOME AT NIGHT AND RUBS CHERRY COKE DIRECTLY ONTO HIS COCK AND SAYS "I'M THE CHERRY-COCK KID!"
 
I bet the Smallville continuation comic is good - you now, like the Buffy one is.
 
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