Will farting and burping ever be eliminated by science?

[CaptainWacky]

It'll probably be the last thing that happens in the SECOND BEFORE I DIE knowing my luck.

 

[Loktar]

I hope so. I've had such awful smelly gas the last two weeks.

*fart*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actually yes, when someone dies, they do let go of whatever gases (and matter) they've been holding.

Also buttplugs and vibrating eggs. So use them wisely!

 

[Dr Dave]

If we did not fart, we would explode.

 

[headvoid]

Malawi - Illegal!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wasn't Will Farting one of Robin Hood's merry men?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I WANT A SERIOUS SCIENTIFIC DISCUSSION.

 

[Loktar]

http://ezinearticles.com/?Why-Do-I-...ause-of-Excessive-Gas-and-Farting!&id=2485281

 

[Donovan]

Absolutely true story: scientists of a certain philosophy follow the notion that life on other planets can be predicted by the presence of methane: in other words, matter decomposition and alien farts. They've already discovered a blast of methane on Mars, a planet-sized fart that has them arguing over whether that might have come from buried microbe life or iron rust activity.

So to answer your question: if aliens still fart, what hope do we have?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Depressing thought.

 

[headvoid]

It has also been shown that as the Artic Ice melts vast amounts of methane will be released, trapped there by Woolly Mammoth farts.

Which leads me to the essential question...

Did Woolly Mammoths smell their own farts?

 

[Donovan]

Did they blame their farts on other woolly mammoths?

 

[Cassie]

He who smelt it, dealt it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE WHO SUPPLIED IT DENIED IT.